A little embarrassed that you’re not sure how to get him hard? I mean, guys have been trying to stop having erections at inappropriate times for decades.
The classic example being, having to hold a book in front of their crotches when approaching the front of the class in school. What a bummer that must be! We’re so lucky that our arousal is completely hidden 24/7. We might have been creaming our pants, but at least we could still read our papers in front of the whole 9th grade History class.
Besides the mention of their mothers there isn’t much that doesn’t get a dick hard. That makes our job easy. But, you might need a little dickspiration, which is why I’m here! Check out the information below so that you can get your guy hard whenever needed.
Foreplay is hella important. You can’t fuck a limp dick! So, let’s take these limp dicks into into the bedroom and get them inflated. Try these out tips for fast results:
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- Putting on a sexy show is a fun way to raise the roof in his pants. Men are super visual. Have him sit down in a chair or on the bed. Make him watch as you slowly undress and dance around. Your bouncing tits and the subtle touches of your own hands on your skin is sure to drive him wild. Can you say instant erection? It’s like watching a live version of porn. And what guy wouldn’t like to be a player in that show?
- Speaking of porn… Not in the mood to perform? Watch some other hot people perform for you. Watching porn together is a great way to get both of your juices going. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy able to watch porn without pitching a tent. There’s just something about watching other people get it on, that always works like a charm. Bodies thrusting, sweat dripping, cries of ecstasy…And, it will give you both inspiration for what’s to come. Watch a little to prime the pumps, and then have some fun trying to do what the freaky people did! Trying to duplicate porn can be extremely pleasurable, and if it’s not, it’s at least completely hilarious.
- Direct contact is pretty reliable! Pull that trouser snake out and get to stroking. Rubbing his shaft and gently cradling his balls is a great way to get the blood rushing to his member. He’ll be at full-capacity in no time. Hand jobs are a beautiful thing if you can pull them off. Pro Tip: I like to ask a man to jerk off in front of me, so that I can see what he likes. Jerkin’ someone else’s meat can be tricky if you’re not in tune to what they’re into. Everyone’s a little different when it comes to pressure, speed and angle. Once he’s shown you, there’s no excuse for faulty hand jobs! Let him lead by example and then go to town.
- Blowjobs. Aaah the magic of sucking dick. A fail safe tactic to get him from zero to one hundred in no time flat. BJs are great icebreakers for the bedroom, lol. Hey, at least you don’t have to do any of the talking right?? Haha!
Taking him into your mouth for a few is sure to do the trick, and the great thing is – I’m often interrupted by my man when I’m sucking because he’s so aroused that he can’t wait to fuck me! Do a good job at blowing him and he’ll be begging you to stop so that you can fuck. Isn’t that great?! Yes. It is. Nothing’s worse than an BJ gone too long… He’ll never say that, but fuck that neck pain! You want to get him in, and then out, (and in and out and in and out), and then get him out of there. You’ve got other business to attend to.
Hopefully these tips are helpful. You definitely want him at full attention for the main event. Hopefully he’ll come already prepared with a boner, but if not, these tactics are sure to help get him where he needs to be – which is IN you!
Now that you know how to get him hard, take it to the next level and get him throbbing!
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He’s revealing the secrets they use to give the best blowjobs and how you can use these same tricks to give your guy the best head of his life.
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